ASK ME THINGS IDK MAN JUST GO FOR IT
I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
It’s like everybody knows
This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here
My heart is hurting